my boyfriend is a sarcastic turdface
- D: Why don't you take an Uber to the airport on Wednesday so you can get in faster?
- Me: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to take an Uber by my fucking self.
- D: Why not? I mean, I would, and we're exactly the same, we're both white, middle class, stably employed... nope, can't think of why you'd be scared to take one alone...
*performs Gaol Naofa acceptance jig*
BLK ON BLK
RESIDENT PARTY BARBARIAN AT YR SERVICE
There’s a small island northwest of Ireland that looks like the face of a gorilla. It can be yours for about $227,000. Source
….I think we should gather up the money, buy it, and make a Gaelic-language-speaking-only polytheist community >:P
ancusidhe, you are in charge of the cattle raid—I mean, gathering finances.
felicitymay, you can be in charge of throwing the party when we get there.
Vincent Price in The Comedy of Terrors (1963)